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Conan O'Brien's performance in 'Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda' should win him an Emmy.

Let this clip from from the upcoming Syfy epic film Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda stand as testimony to all the naysayers who nayly said that Conan O'Brien's major motion picture acting debut would be less than dignified. Or "cheesy" if you...

A guy jumps into the middle of a golf course pond to evade the cops, a stupid-looking standoff ensues.

I'm just trying to find my balls! (via Ada County Sheriff's Office)Nathan M McCoy, 21, went to the cops to lodge a complaint that a woman had violated a restraining order he had put out against her. Not only was his...

If you ever meet Fabio in real life, he will totally let you do this to him.

Coming soon from Harlequin: "Cleanup On Aisle Me." (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)If you don't know who Fabio is, congratulations on turning three years old. The man, the myth, the butter-unbeliever and paperback romance novel...

Tiny cat loves its owner just a tiny bit too much.

Who could resist these bedroom eyes?Somewhere in Russia (I think) there is a leopard-printed Scottish Fold-looking cutie that loves its owner almost too much. It rubs its head and body desperately on the man's neck to gain...

It's 5 months until Christmas, but the best nativity scene of the year has already been made.

Do you hear what I hear? The refreshing fizz and "ahhh" of sacrilegious soda displays....

A family was removed from a flight over dad's tweet about a "rude" gate agent.

F'd by Southwest. (via)If you're ever having trouble contacting an airline's customer service representative, consider tagging them on Twitter. That's what a guy from Minneapolis found out recently after he and his kids were...

Doctors find a sex toy that had been hiding in a woman's vagina for 10 years.

Oh, that's where that went! (via Journal of Sexual Medicine)A 38-year-old Scottish woman walked around for ten years with a sex toy up her vagina --  and she had no idea. According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the...

The look on your face after learning that you're now the father of quadruplets.

See this face? This is ​the face of a man who just witnessed four tiny little human beings squirm out of his partner's womb and come tumbling into his life, bringing with them four times the trouble of one child. Four times the diapers....

3 naked surfer bros hungry for raw meat break into a burger joint.

This is what happens when you ask three dudes to bring the meat.(via Southwest Florida Crome Stoppers)Three naked surfer bros broke into a beach burger joint in Southwestern Florida this weekend to steal a bunch of...

5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 24, 2014

1. Alec Baldwin Promises Judge He'll "Be A Good Boy From Now On" In One Of The Less-Infantilizing Moments Of His LifeDuring a court appearance for that bizarre bicycle-related screamfest that got him arrested in...

The Queen of England photobombed some athletes' selfie. She rules.

When the Queen shows up, every game is a Royals game. (via)There's a controversy brewing! Is this an Instagram of the Queen of England dropping a Royal photobomb, or is it well-timed selfie with her Highness playing along? It...

What to do with all that summertime sweat.

​Our bodies annually produce 60 gallons of sweat, and it's safe to assume that a lot of that's coming out of the summer months, but what do we have to show for it come September? Instead of letting it drip away, put your sweat to use!...

31 heartbroken people who had to cover up a tattoo of an ex after a breakup.

Love is forever, except when it's not. When the tears fade and the deep emotional wounds start to heal, you may find yourself with an unfortunately permanent reminder of the person you thought you'd want a permanent reminder of....

Monty Python performed 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' for probably the last time ever.

Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. And this is probably one of those things. And I don't even mean the hackish obviousness of that joke. I mean the fact that last night, the five remaining members one of the most...