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Major news agencies trolled by fake Twitter account that wasn't even trying.

Journalists actually uncover shocking story about how lazy and stupid journalists are....

Woman lets Jesus take the wheel, Jesus pulls a hit-and-run.

Jesus would drive American. (via Fort Wayne PD)A Indiana woman ran over a motorcyclist and slammed into a Ford pickup truck because she let Jesus take the wheel. Which is crazy because, you know, the DMV has no record of issuing him a...

A bunch of seniors recreated some classic movie moments for this badass calendar.

These movie recreation pictures all come from ​a calendar put together by the retired seniors living at the Senior Living Communities in in South Carolina, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia and Indiana, which itself was inspired by a...

Facebook bans women's rowing team's nude calendar, despite allowing the men's team to do the same.

This isn't porn. This is barely scandalous enough to be a freshman dorm room poster. Meet the  Warwick Women's Rowing team from the University of Warwick in England. In addition to being a very well-respected rowing...

Kickstarter raises over 100K to turn beautiful cats into pathetic hamster replicants.

I can haz dignity.So you dropped a bunch of money on a bengal hybrid cat because it has a lot of energy and then you stuck it in your small apartment with no opportunity for it to get adequate exercise? It could happen to...

Drunk dude wakes up the next morning to discover he took the world's most pointless cab ride.

Usually when you wake up after a drinking binge, you have to make a few calls to find out all the dumb stuff you did the night before. Thanks to disruptive smart phone technology, one guy got to see the dumb move he made just by powering...

This has to be the world's fastest busboy.

Apologize for the blur, he's simply too fast for still photography.If this guy isn't the world's fastest busboy, he's at least the most entertaining. Or, the most distracting, depending on your level of appreciation for the table...

Florida couple arrested after a 25 minute sex session on the beach.

Tan on the inside. (via Facebook)A Florida couple screwed on a beach for a long and luxurious 25 minutes, and no one stopped them. People stared, children asked questions, and a grandma made sure to catch it all on tape to...

5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 22, 2014

1. Robert Downey, Jr. Tops List Of Hollywood Actors Making More Money Than Is Probably Healthy For the second consecutive year, Sherlock Holmes and Iron Man star Robert Downey, Jr. has been listed as the actor who's pulling in the most...

An anthem that sums up everything about not giving a f*** when you're on vacation.

Don't worry about it. Everything's OK, because you're on vacay...tion....

Lots of men are making spreadsheets of all the excuses their girlfriends and wives have made to not have sex.

If you were hanging around on the Internet late last week, you might have come across the sad story of a wife whose d-bag husband won the all-time passive-aggressive award by sending her a spreadsheet of ​all the excuses she's made to...

The George Harrison Memorial Tree has been killed by beetles.

It's a shame George Harrison isn't around, because he would've gotten a big kick out of this story. Although, if he were around, there wouldn't be a need for a George Harrison memorial tree in the first place. Regardless, Los Angeles...

This half-naked grandma twerking on a car is a visual metaphor for women's rights.

"I don't want to die as long as I can twerk; the minute I can not, I want to go." - Susan b Anthony(via Getty Images)Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) was a woman famous for her commitment to social reform and played a pivotal role in the...

The EPA accidentally spammed all of Twitter because they were playing the new Kim Kardashian game.

The ten scariest words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I've got a Twitter account!"...

S. Caroline woman arrested for shoplifting a vibrator by hiding it behind a child in a stroller.

Fact: Naming your child Misty Lee dramatically increases the chance she will grow up to be a woman who shoplifts vibrators from Spencer's Gifts. (via Spartanburg PD)Misty Ann Lee, 38, from S. Carolina was trying to steal a...

How to make sure your neighbors never say another word about you again.

Here's a pic of a friendly homeowner's announcement to his concerned neighbors, shared on ​reddit after the sign-maker reportedly received word from the city that ​people complained about some garbage in his yard...