

May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
Let's hope Michael Jackson left his brothers enough money to prevent a reunion tour
I've already started bidding on a Michael Jackson Captain EO poster for your birthday present
I'm obsessing over why I'm not obsessing over you.
by lulabelle | Sends 16
I hope the U.S. troops have more success pulling out on time than you did.
by DrProctor | Sends 89
by tomf009 | Sends 65
I promise I will never steal your thunder the way that Michael Jackson stole Farrah Fawcett's.
by jlaltieri | Sends 898
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Happy Independence Day even if you hate America. http://bit.ly/jQKql
Sorry I bet on you in a dead pool. http://bit.ly/l5YkU
Maybe Michael Jackson's children shouldn't be looked after by the same people who looked after Michael Jackson. http://bit.ly/13BJw7
Fine, here. If we win, we're donating the hashtag to charity. #moonfruit
by helen.pihlstrom | Submitted Friday, July 3rd, 2009 2:03 PM
by artpulse | Submitted Monday, June 29th, 2009 1:29 PM
by brook | Submitted Monday, June 29th, 2009 11:29 AM
For the love of god is anyone going to start commenting on this shit
by tamaralee8 | Submitted Thursday, June 25th, 2009 11:25 PM
These video cards are HILARIOUS!!!! Please oh please make more asap!
by dlutz | Submitted Sunday, June 21st, 2009 8:21 AM
Winners have been picked in the St. Patrick's Day user card contest!
We'd like to throw you a bachelor party for repeatedly not getting engaged
Michael Jackson's death has shown me the dangers of combining Demerol, Dilaudid, Vicodin, and letting pet chimpanzees eat at the dinner table
I don't remember or care how old you are but let's celebrate like you're 21
Sorry you can't fit into the leathers you wore to Stonewall
Sorry swine flu is visiting more countries this summer than you