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Taping your balls between your legs does not count as a Halloween costume.
by bstephenson | Sends 146
This has been great, but I think I'll go back to doing whatever I want all the time.
by mrdolce | Sends 66
Thanks for letting me use your property to destroy myself with alcohol.
by markusskinnus | Sends 140
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What happens when Apple calls and says they don't get your joke? http://bit.ly/4Coznb
Would you rather read an ecard that mentions Hitler or all of Mein Kampf in Spanish? Only one is in the app store! http://bit.ly/3Y50A2
And if you do go out tonight, keep this card handy for tomorrow: http://bit.ly/3o7hjL
I'd consider going out tonight if I wasn't so tired from thinking about how to get out of going out tonight. http://bit.ly/qkoxC
Our store sale is still totally going on! Get 10% off orders of $25 or more (with coupon code SOMETHANKS10) http://bit.ly/2pFFF
by mosher | Submitted Thursday, November 5th, 2009 3:05 PM
by maskott | Submitted Thursday, November 5th, 2009 2:05 PM
by DeepInEm | Submitted Saturday, October 31st, 2009 5:31 PM
by ithilien7 | Submitted Thursday, October 29th, 2009 12:29 PM
by mosher | Submitted Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 9:28 AM
Most endearing and creepiest someecards-related Halloween costume ever!
It's never been easier to be too lazy to come up with a Halloween costume!
Someecards iPhone app rejected for making fun of celebrities?
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt