In case you missed it, Steve Jobs made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever during today's press conference to address user complaints about antenna and reception problems on the iPhone 4. He did seem to convince himself there are no substantial problems with the device — and even offered iPhone 4 owners a free carrying case for their non-functional gadget. Now's a good time to try and assess what planet he's really from.
The hurricane isn't coming anywhere near here but I say we evacuate anyway
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PhoneMaven | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 2:39 PM flag
I guess you weren't there so perhaps you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I am an android fan and what he said made sense to me and everyone on my blog. Go get your shine box!
paul | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 2:40 PM flag
Dont you have anything more important in life to focus your time and energy on?
someecards | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 2:43 PM flag
Are you implying that Steve Jobs lives on Planet Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That doesn't make sense.
Bobby C | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 2:49 PM flag
free bumpers for all! like a leica camera with a condom
Bruce | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 3:03 PM flag
Do you also write for the Skybarn tumblog? This joke is a carbon copy:
http://www.skybarn.net/post/820052307/steve-jobs-is-using-the-chewbacca-def
someecards | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 3:25 PM flag
Is Skybarn an eight-foot tall Wookiee? If so or if not, you must acquit.
Bruce | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 4:06 PM flag
I don't get it.
Dan | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 5:01 PM flag
I thought you would get a kick out of this.
Gepeto's Dickwart | Friday, July 16th, 2010, 6:04 PM flag
The iPhone4 is a turd with Christmas tree lights in it. Of course, Steve Jobs employed the Chewbacca defense. What other recourse is available to someone attempting to justify the iPhone4's flagrantly awful performance?