6 better things to say on Friday than "T.G.I.F."
We're irresponsible enough to make every day Saturday.
You did it! You've made it through another hellish, unbearable week, and just by sitting there and letting time pass all by itself! Still, any reason to celebrate is a good one. Spread the joy on Facebook and Twitter so people know you know what day it is and exactly how you feel about that day ("not incredibly depressed, for a change"). Or spend the entire day making your own Friday cards so we have an excuse to spend our entire Friday reading them.
"Thank Richard Dawkins It's Friday" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Unless you want people as focused on work during your meeting as they are mid-orgasm.
And it's going to be putting in some overtime.
Goodbye pants, hello jail cell!
"Think I'm gonna liven things up and try a new drink at the same bar we always go to."
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