13 ways to let everyone know you're sweating your balls off.
It's a delicate ecosystem back there.
To complete the illusion, just wear workout clothes to the office.
Best way to ensure you're not getting any tonight!
There is no such thing as a comfortable temperature during summer.
Sex is the most important reason to stay hydrated.
Like we need an excuse.
Let that special environmentalist know you'd like to do some drilling.
And the benefits are lousy.
Because when it's this hot, the person you're fucking better be too.