The 35 things you wished you'd said to coworkers in 2013.
Here's your new email signature.
With human resources constantly going on about their silly rules concerning "etiquette" and "proper workplace discourse" and "not making overt threats of violence to your cubicle-mate," it can be hard to let your coworkers know just how big a part they play in your daily misery. These cards can help you get your point across as passive-aggressively as possible. You can just print them out and hang them in your cube to send a general message to anyone with eyes. Or, click on any card to share on the Facebook and Twitter accounts you know your coworkers follow. You can even send them to your targeted coworker from an anonymous someecards account. They'll know, but they'll never really know.
Great for an employee self-evaluation.
For the person the scapegoat who finally got fired.
What's with people sitting on bouncy balls? You're not a child, get a chair.
Best to not waste time better spent on work by sending this non-apology.
"Except when you inconvenience me by speaking."
Those things are worth their weight in gold.
Environmentally friendly complaining.
If seven is a record, it's one we break routinely.
Voices carry surprsingly well over the tops of cubicles.
Always good to let people know your plans.