The 35 things you wished you'd said to coworkers in 2013.
For that one person with functioning computer speakers in your office.
Tip: wash down cheap, shitty food with cheap, shitty beer.
Make sure your new business cards that say "sucker" on them.
Something we hear on a daily basis.
A card for when you know you can't be fired, and that kind of bums you out.
For the coworker whose dietary choices just seem like passive-aggressive assaults.
Glorious CEO commands you stay late in exchange for bountiful meal voucher!
A great way to get a few extra minutes of life to delete your browser history.
If your workplace is one of the few that still has private offices, blow this up poster-size.