20 Pathetic Things Every 30-Year-Old Says
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Tags: Things, Age, Thirty, Aging, Old

 

someecards.com - I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.


someecards.com - I find nothing suspicious about concealing my birth year on Facebook


someecards.com - I'm not fat, I'm married.


someecards.com - I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.


someecards.com - I'm concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid


someecards.com - I just realized we're too old to be the young guys cougars would consider for filthy intergenerational sex


someecards.com - My decreasing libido is dovetailing nicely with my increasingly disgusting appearance


someecards.com - I wanna do boring things with you.


someecards.com - I just thought of a new way to recycle my old ideas

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