13 Hilariously Uncomfortable Things You Say After Putting On A Few Extra Pounds

someecards.com - I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.

someecards.com - I need a workout that will help me lose weight without losing my boobs.

someecards.com - I have more food in my body than in my fridge.

someecards.com - I work out just enough to claim my weight gain is muscle.

someecards.com - My body isn't a temple, it's a maximum security prison for fat.

someecards.com - I love pretending that I don't care about my weight

someecards.com - I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

someecards.com - I can't return to the gym until I lose some weight.

someecards.com - The most exercise I get is briefly sucking in my gut whenever I catch my reflection in the mirror.

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