15 Things Moms Say To Themselves But Should Probably Never Say Out Loud

someecards.com - I can't wait for the day when I can drink with my kids instead of because of them.

someecards.com - Having kids is the first of many bad parenting choices.

someecards.com - Making sure my single friends know how hard it is to be a mom is almost as exhausting as being a mom.

someecards.com - The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months.

someecards.com - I worry about what my kids see online especially if it's my complaints about them on my mommy blog.

someecards.com - Searching Pinterest for fun activities to do with my kids is a great way to avoid spending time with my kids.

someecards.com - I love the sound of unconscious children.

someecards.com - I love spending time with my children except when they are sick, hungry, tired, or annoying.

someecards.com - I want my kids to be good at math but not so good that they can count how many glasses of wine I've had.

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