6 New Olympic Events That Reflect The Horrible Conditions In Sochi
Too many stray dogs, too few hotel rooms, bathroom stalls with twice the usual number of toilets, toilets that don't work at all—Sochi has problems. Major problems. So many, a twitter account has popped up devoted solely to documenting them (appropriately called @SochiProblems). It's not a great start to the 2014 Winter Olympics, but if the training montage in Rocky IV taught us anything, it's that the piss-poor conditions in Russia can inspire incredible feats of athleticism. In that spirit we fully expect to see the following events added to the schedule.
These guys are a favorite for the gold.