23 Hilarious Ways To Tell Your Valentine You're Too Cheap To Buy Them A Gift
Valentine's Day

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someecards.com - Love Coupon: Redeemable for one instance of me doing a simple chore you do every day.

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someecards.com - Love Coupon: Redeemable for a romantic stroll through the least terrifying neighborhoods of our town.

someecards.com - Love Coupon: Redeemable for one breakfast in bed that doubles as our Valentine's Day dinner.

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