My favorite sex position depends on how bad your breath smells.
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They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart.
by eburcham | Sends 141
Thank you for validating our one-night stand by adding me on Facebook.
by decaturfist | Sends 22
I wish you were black so I wouldn't have to lie when I tell people I have a black friend.
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I promise to say all the right things this Valentine's Day without having to scribble them on my palm. http://some.ly/9z1B3k
Our new favorite/well-groomed follower is "breaking down racial barriers one orgasm at a time." Say hi to @chocodreamTO!
ALERT! One of the most important things a woman can say to a man before February 14th: http://some.ly/9ZFylf
Let's have a passionate but short-lived love affair like America is having with the Saints. http://some.ly/bT43tw
Be my Valentine and you may benefit from the impulsive spending of my Super Bowl winnings. http://some.ly/cykQ9D
by Allison12072 | Submitted Thursday, February 4th, 2010, 3:04 PM
oh MY!
by aceule | Submitted Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010, 9:03 PM
brilliant!
by Munki | Submitted Wednesday, January 20th, 2010, 9:20 PM
lol
by philsuzzi | Submitted Friday, December 25th, 2009, 11:25 AM
yes yes it is
by canadianbacon11 | Submitted Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009, 10:22 AM
Is the subtext at the end supposed to be ironic