


In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday

Because it's Administrative Professionals Day, I'll pretend to care that you have an MFA

Let's spend Administrative Professionals Day discussing what you really wanted to do with your life

I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash

This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me

Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do

We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things
We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things
Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do
This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me
I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash