


We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things

Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do

This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me

I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash

Let's spend Administrative Professionals Day discussing what you really wanted to do with your life

Because it's Administrative Professionals Day, I'll pretend to care that you have an MFA

In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday
Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do
We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things
This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me
I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash