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    I greatly appreciate all the effort you put into helping me keep a job I despise.

    I greatly appreciate all the effort you put into helping me keep a job I despise

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    You're the type of administrative professional I could see recklessly marrying an alcoholic senior executive on Mad Men.

    You're the type of administrative professional I could see recklessly marrying an alcoholic senior executive on Mad Men

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    Admin Pros before Hos.

    Admin Pros before Hos

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    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who doesn't think they're an Administrative Professional.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who doesn't think they're an Administrative Professional

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    Sorry you have to work on the holiday honoring your work.

    Sorry you have to work on the holiday honoring your work

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    Don't be alarmed but I'd appreciate it if you could teach me how to do your job over the next few weeks.

    Don't be alarmed but I'd appreciate it if you could teach me how to do your job over the next few weeks

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    I'll gladly do the expense report for the gifts you bought me for Admin's day.

    I'll gladly do the expense report for the gifts you bought me for Admin's day.

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    We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things.

    We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things

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    Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do.

    Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do

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    This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me.

    This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me

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    I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash.

    I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash

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    Let's spend Administrative Professionals Day discussing what you really wanted to do with your life.

    Let's spend Administrative Professionals Day discussing what you really wanted to do with your life

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    I'm not your fucking secretary.

    I'm not your fucking secretary

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    Because it's Administrative Professionals Day, I'll pretend to care that you have an MFA.

    Because it's Administrative Professionals Day, I'll pretend to care that you have an MFA

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    In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday.

    In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday

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    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to a great secretary.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to a great secretary

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