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    Sorry you confused 'playing hard to get' with my genuine disinterest.

    Sorry you confused "playing hard to get" with my genuine disinterest.

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    I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

    I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

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    Sorry for being myself.

    Sorry for being myself

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    Sorry about that card I sent you from someecards.com.

    Sorry about that card I sent you from someecards.com

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    Sorry I couldn't maintain an erection.

    Sorry I couldn't maintain an erection

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    Sorry I picked a fight just for the makeup sex.

    Sorry I picked a fight just for the makeup sex

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    Sorry you're white.

    Sorry you're white

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    Sorry you don't understand how important I am.

    Sorry you don't understand how important I am

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    Sorry for what I said during my blackout.

    Sorry for what I said during my blackout

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    Sorry your wife's second cousin was mauled by a Nepalese Bengal tiger.

    Sorry your wife's second cousin was mauled by a Nepalese Bengal tiger

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    Sorry I danced in public.

    Sorry I danced in public

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    Sorry I have trouble expressing myself.

    Sorry I have trouble expressing myself

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    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace.

    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace

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    Sorry for doing strange things in my sleep.

    Sorry for doing strange things in my sleep

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    Sorry in advance for doing a ton of stupid shit.

    Sorry in advance for doing a ton of stupid shit

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    Sorry for I'm not sure what.

    Sorry for I'm not sure what

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    Sorry my dog bit your arm off.

    Sorry my dog bit your arm off

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    Sorry I didn't realize you wanted me to behave like a completely different person around your friends.

    Sorry I didn't realize you wanted me to behave like a completely different person around your friends

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    Sorry I burned down your childhood home.

    Sorry I burned down your childhood home

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    Sorry I bailed.

    Sorry I bailed

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