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    I hate you unconditionally.

    I hate you unconditionally.

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    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace.

    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace

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    Sorry I don't agree that Brooklyn is better than Manhattan.

    Sorry I don't agree that Brooklyn is better than Manhattan

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    Sorry I couldn't maintain an erection.

    Sorry I couldn't maintain an erection

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    Sorry I occasionally forget to add email attachments.

    Sorry I occasionally forget to add email attachments

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    Sorry for asking you to get a boob job.

    Sorry for asking you to get a boob job

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    Sorry I was fantasizing about your death.

    Sorry I was fantasizing about your death

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    Sorry you thought my request to come over and recharge my electronic devices was a booty call.

    Sorry you thought my request to come over and recharge my electronic devices was a booty call.

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    Sorry for the misunderstanding and blue balls.

    Sorry for the misunderstanding and blue balls

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    Sorry I used to fuck your girlfriend.

    Sorry I used to fuck your girlfriend

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    Sorry you've made the terrible mistake of accepting someone as lonely as me as your Facebook friend.

    Sorry you've made the terrible mistake of accepting someone as lonely as me as your Facebook friend

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    Sorry I made fun of your ridiculous music collection.

    Sorry I made fun of your ridiculous music collection

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    Sorry for assuming you were gay.

    Sorry for assuming you were gay

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    I'm strongly considering apologizing to you soon.

    I'm strongly considering apologizing to you soon.

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    Sorry you're completely out of the loop.

    Sorry you're completely out of the loop

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    Sorry I used a word you didn't understand.

    Sorry I used a word you didn't understand

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    Sorry I used my brief gas cramps as a way to relate to your period.

    Sorry I used my brief gas cramps as a way to relate to your period

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    Sorry for blowing you off.

    Sorry for blowing you off

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    Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm.

    Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm

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    Sorry your ex played such a prominent role in your Facebook movie.

    Sorry your ex played such a prominent role in your Facebook movie.

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