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    Sorry I can't indicate my desire for morning sex in a manner other than furiously humping your back.

    Sorry I can't indicate my desire for morning sex in a manner other than furiously humping your back

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    Sorry I thoroughly enjoy distracting you from your studies.

    Sorry I thoroughly enjoy distracting you from your studies

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    Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking.

    Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking

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    Sorry I'm too intelligent for you.

    Sorry I'm too intelligent for you

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    Just wanted you to know I accept the apology you haven't given yet.

    Just wanted you to know I accept the apology you haven't given yet.

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    Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you.

    Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you.

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    Sorry my attention span is the length of this sentence.

    Sorry my attention span is the length of this sentence

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    Sorry your high metabolism makes it difficult to be your friend.

    Sorry your high metabolism makes it difficult to be your friend

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    Sorry my Internet shorthand took you so long to comprehend.

    Sorry my Internet shorthand took you so long to comprehend

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    Sorry I couldn't make it to your parole hearing.

    Sorry I couldn't make it to your parole hearing

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    Sorry I was aroused by the description of your breast exam.

    Sorry I was aroused by the description of your breast exam

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    Sorry I stereotypically refused to ask for directions.

    Sorry I stereotypically refused to ask for directions

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    Sorry my behavior was disturbing even by webcam standards.

    Sorry my behavior was disturbing even by webcam standards

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    Sorry for judging you, your friends, your family, and all your major life decisions.

    Sorry for judging you, your friends, your family, and all your major life decisions

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    My apologies for waiting so long to return your call and even then not returning it.

    My apologies for waiting so long to return your call and even then not returning it.

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    Sorry I can't keep a plant alive.

    Sorry I can't keep a plant alive

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    Sorry I called, emailed, or IM'd you from three feet away.

    Sorry I called, emailed, or IM'd you from three feet away

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    Sorry I forgot it was that time of the month.

    Sorry I forgot it was that time of the month

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    Sorry I was under two minutes late.

    Sorry I was under two minutes late

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    Sorry I was late.

    Sorry I was late

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