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    Sorry I accidentally stole your password and read all your emails.

    Sorry I accidentally stole your password and read all your emails

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    Sorry I scrutinized your lovely gift.

    Sorry I scrutinized your lovely gift

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    Sorry you're stuck in a loveless marriage.

    Sorry you're stuck in a loveless marriage

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    Sorry for having fun without you.

    Sorry for having fun without you

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    Sorry for the constructive criticism.

    Sorry for the constructive criticism

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    Sorry about where I took you on our first date.

    Sorry about where I took you on our first date

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    Sorry I introduced you as my boyfriend without consulting you first.

    Sorry I introduced you as my boyfriend without consulting you first

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    Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.

    Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home

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    Sorry you don't understand how important I am.

    Sorry you don't understand how important I am

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    Sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.

    Sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive

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    Sorry you're white.

    Sorry you're white

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    Sorry for what I said during my blackout.

    Sorry for what I said during my blackout

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    Sorry my Web browser history scared you.

    Sorry my Web browser history scared you

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    Sorry I left a shit stain on your vibrator.

    Sorry I left a shit stain on your vibrator

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    Sorry my wedding toast ruined your honeymoon.

    Sorry my wedding toast ruined your honeymoon

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    Sorry I can't make it to your party, dinner, or event because I want to watch previously recorded television.

    Sorry I can't make it to your party, dinner, or event because I want to watch previously recorded television.

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    Sorry I bailed.

    Sorry I bailed

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    Sorry I danced in public.

    Sorry I danced in public

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    Sorry I ruined summer.

    Sorry I ruined summer

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    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace.

    Sorry I farted in our shared workspace

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