Mar. 28th, 2011
I can't wait to find out if the New York Times paywall is an April Fool's joke.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.
Mar. 29th, 2009
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
Apr. 1st, 2011
I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.
Mar. 30th, 2011
Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.
Mar. 23rd, 2008
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
Apr. 1st, 2011
if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
Mar. 30th, 2008
This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.
Mar. 31st, 2009
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.
Mar. 30th, 2008
Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.
Mar. 31st, 2009
I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank.
Mar. 25th, 2009
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.
Mar. 29th, 2011
I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March.
Mar. 27th, 2009
Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.
Apr. 1st, 2011
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.
Mar. 29th, 2009
My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real.