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  • Mar. 28th, 2011

    I can't wait to find out if the New York Times paywall is an April Fool's joke.

    I can't wait to find out if the New York Times paywall is an April Fool's joke.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.

    Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.

  • Mar. 29th, 2009

    I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.

    I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.

    Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.

  • Apr. 1st, 2011

    I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

    I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement.

    I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.

    To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.

    Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.

  • Mar. 30th, 2011

    Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.

    Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008

    Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.

    Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.

  • Apr. 1st, 2011

    if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.

    if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.

  • Mar. 30th, 2008

    This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.

    This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.

  • Mar. 31st, 2009

    I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.

    I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.

  • Mar. 30th, 2008

    Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.

    Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.

  • Mar. 31st, 2009

    I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank.

    I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank.

  • Mar. 25th, 2009

    Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

    Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

  • Mar. 29th, 2011

    I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March.

    I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March.

  • Mar. 27th, 2009

    Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.

    Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.

  • Apr. 1st, 2011

    May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.

    May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.

  • Mar. 29th, 2009

    My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real.

    My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real.

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