


I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme

Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke

Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations

I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement

To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant