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    if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.

    if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke

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    Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.

    Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor

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    I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

    I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke

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    May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.

    May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship

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    Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.

    Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke

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    I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March.

    I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March

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    I can't wait to find out if the New York Times paywall is an April Fool's joke.

    I can't wait to find out if the New York Times paywall is an April Fool's joke

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    I'm sorry my April Fool's Day joke resulted in your deportation.

    I'm sorry my April Fool's Day joke resulted in your deportation.

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    I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located.

    I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located.

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    I noticed you waited until after midnight last night to tell me you loved me.

    I noticed you waited until after midnight last night to tell me you loved me.

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    I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank.

    I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank

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    Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year.

    Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year.

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    I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.

    I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke

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    I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.

    I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme

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    My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real.

    My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real

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    I couldn't think of any clever pranks this year, so I sent your whole family a tasteful photo of my balls.

    I couldn't think of any clever pranks this year, so I sent your whole family a tasteful photo of my balls.

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    Getting you to believe you're the father was better than any prank I could have planned.

    Getting you to believe you're the father was better than any prank I could have planned.

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    Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.

    Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis

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    Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

    Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed

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    Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.

    Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me

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