I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke
Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations
I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement
To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant
To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant
Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme
My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real