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    Let's spoil the shit out of our child.

    Let's spoil the shit out of our child

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    I'd like to advertise on your new infant.

    I'd like to advertise on your new infant

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    Congratulations on not having a miscarriage.

    Congratulations on not having a miscarriage

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    Our baby's first words were different from what we wanted.

    Our baby's first words were different from what we wanted

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    What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits.

    What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits

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    Think of me as the uncle who stops by when he feels like it.

    Think of me as the uncle who stops by when he feels like it

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    I wish we had even a clue as to what we're doing.

    I wish we had even a clue as to what we're doing

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    Congratulations on having a baby and shifting a significant percentage of your workload to me.

    Congratulations on having a baby and shifting a significant percentage of your workload to me

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    Just curious if you'd like to pay me tens of millions of dollars for pictures of my new baby.

    Just curious if you'd like to pay me tens of millions of dollars for pictures of my new baby

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    We're, or more specifically, I'm pregnant.

    We're, or more specifically, I'm pregnant

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    I'm so psyched for paternity leave.

    I'm so psyched for paternity leave

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    Don't miss one second of your child's existence.

    Don't miss one second of your child's existence

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    I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off.

    I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off

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    I'd like to purchase your new child.

    I'd like to purchase your new child

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    Congratulations on your baby not swallowing a toy truck.

    Congratulations on your baby not swallowing a toy truck

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    I actually want to have another baby.

    I actually want to have another baby

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    Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional.

    Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional

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    Congratulations on not being sterile.

    Congratulations on not being sterile

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    I'd be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person.

    I'd be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person

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    Come see my baby's new genitals.

    Come see my baby's new genitals

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