Let me know how I can support you and your rapidly growing breasts
Congratulations on trading cramps and bleeding for morning sickness and unimaginable weight gain
I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off
I handle my infant with the same tenderness I'd give three magazines
You're going to be a great father assuming you're the father
Your baby is beautiful enough to model for a great deal of money
What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits
