


Let me know how I can support you and your rapidly growing breasts

Congratulations on trading cramps and bleeding for morning sickness and unimaginable weight gain

I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off

I handle my infant with the same tenderness I'd give three magazines

You're going to be a great father assuming you're the father

Your baby is beautiful enough to model for a great deal of money

What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits