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    You're going to be a great MILF

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    I promise to come see the baby before it goes to college

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    Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants.

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    Let me know how I can support you and your rapidly growing breasts

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    I still don't completely understand how babies are made

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    Congratulations on not being sterile

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    Your baby is beautiful enough to model for a great deal of money

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    I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off

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    I'd like to purchase your new child

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    Let's spoil the shit out of our child

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    Congratulations on your baby not swallowing a toy truck

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    Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional

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    I'd be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person

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    Congratulations on not having a miscarriage

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    I handle my infant with the same tenderness I'd give three magazines

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    I liked it better when it sucked your boobs

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    Congratulations on trading cramps and bleeding for morning sickness and unimaginable weight gain

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    You're going to be a great father assuming you're the father

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    I'm so proud of my sperm

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    I'm so psyched for paternity leave

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