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    Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants.

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    Sorry you're due during bathing suit season

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    Congratulations on trading cramps and bleeding for morning sickness and unimaginable weight gain

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    Just curious if you'd like to pay me tens of millions of dollars for pictures of my new baby

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    Thanks for not denying paternity

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    We're, or more specifically, I'm pregnant

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    Congratulations on your baby not swallowing a toy truck

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    I handle my infant with the same tenderness I'd give three magazines

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    I'd be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person

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    Congratulations on having a baby and shifting a significant percentage of your workload to me

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    I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off

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    Let me know how I can support you and your rapidly growing breasts

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    I promise to come see the baby before it goes to college

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    I actually want to have another baby

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    Our baby's first words were different from what we wanted

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    Let's ridicule our friend's baby

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    What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits

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    Come see my baby's new genitals

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    Let's quickly find someone to impregnate you

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    I still don't completely understand how babies are made

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