Jul. 8th, 2009
This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on interns.
Jul. 6th, 2009
Happy Bastille Day to someone pretentious enough to know what the fuck that is.
Jul. 13th, 2008
I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.
Jul. 13th, 2008
This Bastille Day, let's be even more pretentious about ordering wine.
Jul. 13th, 2008
Let's celebrate the last time the French showed any balls.
Jul. 13th, 2008
In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois.
Jul. 13th, 2008
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
Jul. 13th, 2008
My historical knowledge of the French Revolution is based on 17 viewings of History of the World, Part I.
Jul. 13th, 2008
If you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities.
Jul. 13th, 2008
Happy Bastille Day to someone still stuck in a monarchy.
Jul. 13th, 2008
This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person.
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