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    May your birthday be as joyful as a Giants fan within earshot of a Patriots fan.

    May your birthday be as joyful as a Giants fan within earshot of a Patriots fan

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    Congratulations on being a year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice.

    Congratulations on being a year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice

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    May you never be as old, white, or out of touch as Academy Award voters.

    May you never be as old, white, or out of touch as Academy Award voters

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    This birthday greeting has been brought to you by my fake sense of obligation and fear of being shunned by the rest of the office.

    This birthday greeting has been brought to you by my fake sense of obligation and fear of being shunned by the rest of the office.

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    At least having a winter birthday means you can blame your low party attendance on the weather.

    At least having a winter birthday means you can blame your low party attendance on the weather

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    Sorry your winter birthday coincides with my seasonal depression.

    Sorry your winter birthday coincides with my seasonal depression

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    Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year.

    Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year

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    Sorry your birthday occurs during the whiniest part of the year.

    Sorry your birthday occurs during the whiniest part of the year

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    Happy day before you have to send out a million apologies for the inappropriate drunk texts you're going to write tonight.

    Happy day before you have to send out a million apologies for the inappropriate drunk texts you're going to write tonight.

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    Happy 24 Hours of Constant Facebook Notifications Day.

    Happy 24 Hours of Constant Facebook Notifications Day

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    You're as ageless as ageism.

    You're as ageless as ageism

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    Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man.

    Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man.

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    Let's celebrate you being one year closer to removing your birthdate from your facebook profile.

    Let's celebrate you being one year closer to removing your birthdate from your facebook profile

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    Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.

    Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.

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    I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth.

    I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth.

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    Sorry you've reached an age where guys the same age stop contacting you on dating sites.

    Sorry you've reached an age where guys the same age stop contacting you on dating sites

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    Enjoy the 11th anniversary of the last time your birthday wasn't associated with a national tragedy.

    Enjoy the 11th anniversary of the last time your birthday wasn't associated with a national tragedy

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    You would have loved the birthday gift I was planning to get you before the market crashed.

    You would have loved the birthday gift I was planning to get you before the market crashed

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    May you live to be so old that there's a genuine risk that you could die from the excitement of celebrating your birthday.

    May you live to be so old that there's a genuine risk that you could die from the excitement of celebrating your birthday.

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    I hope you appreciate the amount of thought I put into the decision not to get you a birthday gift.

    I hope you appreciate the amount of thought I put into the decision not to get you a birthday gift.

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