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However old you are is the new 30

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder

May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy

Let's over-celebrate your birthday

May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth

Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed

May you live long enough to shit yourself

This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday

May Lady Gaga not somehow creepily steal attention from you on your birthday

Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time I take a piss.

You'll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn't get you anything for your birthday

I'm not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are

I'd like to take you out for your birthday when it's convenient for me

You're only as old as you feel while getting wildly fucked

Happy birthday to someone still young enough to become a professional curler

May you always look young enough to be rightfully scared of Roman Polanski

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers

You've reached an age that has no significance at all

Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones

If you were a Jehovah's Witness, I'd make sure no one tried to celebrate your unwanted pagan birthday

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