


Today you're the most special person in the world who isn't attending the Oscars

I'd pay much more attention to your birthday this month if it was a college basketball team

I'm confident your birthday will be the least miserable day of Lent

Happy birthday to someone still young enough to become a professional curler

Congratulations on having 365 days before enduring another birthday

Happy birthday to a white person born during Black History Month

Happy birthday to a sports fan who may just be realizing he's now older than his favorite athletes

Happy birthday to someone I hope doesn't hog all the swine flu vaccine

Happy belated birthday to someone who now has free rein to forget mine

Good luck getting through your birthday neuroses during your therapist's vacation month

Sorry I only wished you a happy birthday in person and not on your Facebook Wall

May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy

I've already started bidding on a Michael Jackson Captain EO poster for your birthday present
[Video Card] Happy birthday in sync (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter)