


Happy birthday to a sports fan who may just be realizing he's now older than his favorite athletes

Happy birthday to someone I hope doesn't hog all the swine flu vaccine

Happy belated birthday to someone who now has free rein to forget mine

Good luck getting through your birthday neuroses during your therapist's vacation month

Sorry I only wished you a happy birthday in person and not on your Facebook Wall

May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy

I've already started bidding on a Michael Jackson Captain EO poster for your birthday present
[Video Card] Happy birthday in sync (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter)

Since it's your birthday, I'm going to grant your ridiculous request to barbecue you a veggie burger

I hope I don't get kicked out of our summer share before your birthday

I hope you like this birthday ecard better than last year's text message
FYI, I'm unable to attend your pre-birthday inner circle gathering I wasn't invited to
I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday
Happy birthday to someone I feel incredibly close to when I'm intoxicated
Happy birthday to someone I know very little about except that today is your birthday
Sorry everyone ignoring your birthday led you to falsely suspect a surprise party