Happy birthday to someone now taking drugs on their birthday for legitimate medical reasons
Happy birthday and make sure to remind me how old you're pretending to be
I hope you get some of the attention that you so pathetically crave on your birthday.
Happy birthday to someone who accepts that I'm too lazy to create my own someecard for your birthday
I hope your birthday is as enjoyable as Don and Betty's inevitable hate-sex on Mad Men
You're not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you'd be at this age
If I had to have sex with someone your age, it would probably be you
Enjoy your birthday gift of no longer having to suffer through Mets games
I was going to wish you a happy birthday but Facebook was down
Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed
May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth
Happy birthday to a Jersey native who only occasionally embarrasses our state
You know it's a special day if you're blowing birthday candles and not Mel Gibson
May you always look young enough to be rightfully scared of Roman Polanski
No alcohol-monitoring bracelet could stop me from celebrating your birthday
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