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    Just wanted to remind you that today is Mom's birthday and that makes me the better child for remembering.

    Just wanted to remind you that today is Mom's birthday and that makes me the better child for remembering.

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    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to.

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to.

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    Happy birthday to a father I'm only slightly afraid of slowly turning into.

    Happy birthday to a father I'm only slightly afraid of slowly turning into.

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    May you live long enough to end up being the cause of a Silver Alert.

    May you live long enough to end up being the cause of a Silver Alert.

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    Your birthday means so much to me I've taken time out of doing nothing to send this.

    Your birthday means so much to me I've taken time out of doing nothing to send this.

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    I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my Internet connection came back.

    I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my Internet connection came back.

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    May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.

    May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.

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    I'd have definitely mailed you a paper birthday card if I was going out to get something I needed.

    I'd have definitely mailed you a paper birthday card if I was going out to get something I needed.

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    Happy birthday to someone who thinks they're still not too old to have roommates.

    Happy birthday to someone who thinks they're still not too old to have roommates.

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    Happy birthday to my favorite commoner.

    Happy birthday to my favorite commoner.

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    Happy birthday to someone I’ve only known long enough to hopefully get away with just sending an ecard to.

    Happy birthday to someone I’ve only known long enough to hopefully get away with just sending an ecard to.

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    Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

    Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

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    Happy birthday to someone who still looks as young as they do in whatever year their Facebook photo is from.

    Happy birthday to someone who still looks as young as they do in whatever year their Facebook photo is from.

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    It's hot enough to make me jealous you're one year closer to a cold dark grave.

    It's hot enough to make me jealous you're one year closer to a cold dark grave.

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    I'd bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.

    I'd bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.

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    If you're wondering, I definitely consider us close enough for you to get me a birthday gift.

    If you're wondering, I definitely consider us close enough for you to get me a birthday gift.

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    40th Birthday: I can't thank you enough for turning 40 before I do.

    40th Birthday: I can't thank you enough for turning 40 before I do.

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    Happy birthday to someone who lives just far enough away that I don't need an excuse for not attending the party.

    Happy birthday to someone who lives just far enough away that I don't need an excuse for not attending the party.

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    Happy birthday to someone old enough to have an excuse for not understanding most BuzzFeed lists.

    Happy birthday to someone old enough to have an excuse for not understanding most BuzzFeed lists.

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    May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.

    May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.

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