Feb. 29th, 2012
Congratulations on making it through another Black History Month without saying something overtly racist.
Feb. 1st, 2009
I'm pretty sure voting for Obama covered any obligations that may be expected from us during Black History Month.
Feb. 17th, 2008
It's that time of year when bigots take a four-week vacation.
Feb. 1st, 2009
We must break down racial stereotypes that imply white people have smaller penises.
Feb. 10th, 2008
Happy Valentine's Day and Black History Month to my African American lover.
Jan. 29th, 2010
Happy Black History Month to someone I hope isn't offended by the term "black".
Feb. 24th, 2008
This February I'm only listening to music made by Michael Jackson when he was still black.
Jan. 19th, 2012
Let's celebrate Rick Perry being sent back to his hunting camp before Black History Month.
Feb. 1st, 2009
Now that a black guy is president, maybe we should consider turning February over to the Native Americans.
Jan. 30th, 2012
I'm sending you a Black History Month card because I don't have any black friends.
Feb. 10th, 2008
Black people are the new black.
Feb. 1st, 2012
Let's kick off Black History Month by finally establishing which white guy will probably lose to Obama.
Feb. 17th, 2008
This month makes me reflect on the three conversations I've had with black people.
Feb. 10th, 2008
To celebrate Black History Month, I'm renting at least two Forest Whitaker movies.
Feb. 24th, 2008
I bet we'd be more into Black History Month if we weren't white.
Feb. 10th, 2008
In honor of Black History Month, let's abstain from shopping at J. Crew.
Jan. 31st, 2010
I wish you were black so I wouldn't have to lie when I tell people I have a black friend.