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    Let's kick off Black History Month by finally establishing which white guy will probably lose to Obama.

    Let's kick off Black History Month by finally establishing which white guy will probably lose to Obama

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    I'm sending you a Black History Month card because I don't have any black friends.

    I'm sending you a Black History Month card because I don't have any black friends

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    Let's celebrate Rick Perry being sent back to his hunting camp before Black History Month.

    Let's celebrate Rick Perry being sent back to his hunting camp before Black History Month

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    I wish you were black so I wouldn't have to lie when I tell people I have a black friend.

    I wish you were black so I wouldn't have to lie when I tell people I have a black friend.

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    Happy Black History Month to someone I hope isn't offended by the term 'black'.

    Happy Black History Month to someone I hope isn't offended by the term "black"

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    We must break down racial stereotypes that imply white people have smaller penises.

    We must break down racial stereotypes that imply white people have smaller penises

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    I'm pretty sure voting for Obama covered any obligations that may be expected from us during Black History Month.

    I'm pretty sure voting for Obama covered any obligations that may be expected from us during Black History Month

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    Now that a black guy is president, maybe we should consider turning February over to the Native Americans.

    Now that a black guy is president, maybe we should consider turning February over to the Native Americans

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    I bet we'd be more into Black History Month if we weren't white.

    I bet we'd be more into Black History Month if we weren't white

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    This February I'm only listening to music made by Michael Jackson when he was still black.

    This February I'm only listening to music made by Michael Jackson when he was still black

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    This month makes me reflect on the three conversations I've had with black people.

    This month makes me reflect on the three conversations I've had with black people

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    It's that time of year when bigots take a four-week vacation.

    It's that time of year when bigots take a four-week vacation

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    Black people are the new black.

    Black people are the new black

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    Happy Valentine's Day and Black History Month to my African American lover.

    Happy Valentine's Day and Black History Month to my African American lover

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    In honor of Black History Month, let's abstain from shopping at J. Crew.

    In honor of Black History Month, let's abstain from shopping at J. Crew

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    To celebrate Black History Month, I'm renting at least two Forest Whitaker movies.

    To celebrate Black History Month, I'm renting at least two Forest Whitaker movies

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