Happy Boss's Day to a control freak who probably wishes they could have approved this card.
I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me.
I'd love to take you out for Boss's Day but can't afford the kind of restaurants you like.
Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard.
For Boss's Day, I'm going to try extra hard to make sure you're out of earshot when I badmouth you.
You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.
Have a great Boss's Day even though I have no idea if you're technically my boss.
May your employees treat you better than Walter and Jesse treated Gus.
Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss.
Happy Boss's Day to a boss as hard to find as the leaders of Occupy Wall Street.
Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse.
I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
I wish our boss would leave us alone as much as Obama does.
Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you.
Happy Boss's Day to someone who'd never put our success in the hands of A.J. Burnett.
Congratulations on outlasting Bert Cooper as that crazy old guy running a company.
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism.
Congratulations on not having a damning movie made this year about your rise to power.
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