Oct. 17th, 2011
Happy Boss's Day to a boss as hard to find as the leaders of Occupy Wall Street.
Oct. 17th, 2011
Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard.
Oct. 17th, 2011
May your employees treat you better than Walter and Jesse treated Gus.
Oct. 15th, 2009
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
Oct. 15th, 2010
Remember to celebrate Boss's Day today so you don't have to do anything this weekend for that asshole.
Oct. 15th, 2010
Congratulations on not having a damning movie made this year about your rise to power.
Oct. 15th, 2010
Congratulations on outlasting Bert Cooper as that crazy old guy running a company.
Oct. 15th, 2010
Happy Boss's Day to someone who'd never put our success in the hands of A.J. Burnett.
Oct. 15th, 2010
Happy Boss's Day to a control freak who probably wishes they could have approved this card.
Oct. 14th, 2010
I wish our boss would leave us alone as much as Obama does.
Oct. 14th, 2010
Out of respect for George Steinbrenner, I'd be honored if you'd fire and rehire me today.
Oct. 14th, 2010
Thanks for being the type of boss who'd never get 33 of us trapped in a dank hole 2300 feet below ground for 69 days.
Oct. 14th, 2009
Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
Oct. 15th, 2009
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
Oct. 13th, 2009
I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me.
Oct. 14th, 2008
If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute.
Oct. 14th, 2008
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism.
Oct. 14th, 2008
Let's celebrate Boss's Day by profusely thanking people who make embarrassingly higher salaries than us.
Oct. 14th, 2008
Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you.
Oct. 14th, 2008
I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.