You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs
I'd love to take you out for Boss's Day but can't afford the kind of restaurants you like
For Boss's Day, I'm going to try extra hard to make sure you're out of earshot when I badmouth you
Have a great Boss's Day even though I have no idea if you're technically my boss
Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss
Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse
I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual
Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism
If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute
I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me
