I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me
If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism
Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you
I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual
Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse
Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss
Have a great Boss's Day even though I have no idea if you're technically my boss
For Boss's Day, I'm going to try extra hard to make sure you're out of earshot when I badmouth you
I'd love to take you out for Boss's Day but can't afford the kind of restaurants you like
You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs
You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs
I'd work for you even if people cheered your missteps, denounced your awards, and brought loaded semi-automatic weapons to your speeches
If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism
Let's celebrate Boss's Day by profusely thanking people who make embarrassingly higher salaries than us