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    Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse.

    Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse

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    Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss.

    Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss

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    Have a great Boss's Day even though I have no idea if you're technically my boss.

    Have a great Boss's Day even though I have no idea if you're technically my boss

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    For Boss's Day, I'm going to try extra hard to make sure you're out of earshot when I badmouth you.

    For Boss's Day, I'm going to try extra hard to make sure you're out of earshot when I badmouth you

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    I'd love to take you out for Boss's Day but can't afford the kind of restaurants you like.

    I'd love to take you out for Boss's Day but can't afford the kind of restaurants you like

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    You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.

    You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs

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