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    Happy Boss's Day to a boss as hard to find as the leaders of Occupy Wall Street.

    Happy Boss's Day to a boss as hard to find as the leaders of Occupy Wall Street

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    Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard.

    Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard

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    May your employees treat you better than Walter and Jesse treated Gus.

    May your employees treat you better than Walter and Jesse treated Gus

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    Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.

    Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.

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    Remember to celebrate Boss's Day today so you don't have to do anything this weekend for that asshole.

    Remember to celebrate Boss's Day today so you don't have to do anything this weekend for that asshole

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    Congratulations on not having a damning movie made this year about your rise to power.

    Congratulations on not having a damning movie made this year about your rise to power

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    Congratulations on outlasting Bert Cooper as that crazy old guy running a company.

    Congratulations on outlasting Bert Cooper as that crazy old guy running a company

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    Happy Boss's Day to someone who'd never put our success in the hands of A.J. Burnett.

    Happy Boss's Day to someone who'd never put our success in the hands of A.J. Burnett

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    Happy Boss's Day to a control freak who probably wishes they could have approved this card.

    Happy Boss's Day to a control freak who probably wishes they could have approved this card

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    I wish our boss would leave us alone as much as Obama does.

    I wish our boss would leave us alone as much as Obama does

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    Out of respect for George Steinbrenner, I'd be honored if you'd fire and rehire me today.

    Out of respect for George Steinbrenner, I'd be honored if you'd fire and rehire me today

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    Thanks for being the type of boss who'd never get 33 of us trapped in a dank hole 2300 feet below ground for 69 days.

    Thanks for being the type of boss who'd never get 33 of us trapped in a dank hole 2300 feet below ground for 69 days

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    Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.

    Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.

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    This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.

    This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.

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    I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me.

    I'm wishing myself a Happy Boss's Day since I'm fairly certain all my employees despise me

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    If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute.

    If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute

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    Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism.

    Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism

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    Let's celebrate Boss's Day by profusely thanking people who make embarrassingly higher salaries than us.

    Let's celebrate Boss's Day by profusely thanking people who make embarrassingly higher salaries than us

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    Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you.

    Sorry I wasted so much of the work day picking out a Boss's Day card for you

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    I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.

    I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual

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