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  • Jun. 6th, 2010

    I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

    I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

  • Nov. 17th, 2011

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

  • Apr. 18th, 2012

    You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

    You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

  • Jan. 30th, 2012

    Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be 'password'.

    Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be "password".

  • May. 14th, 2009

    Let's have sex one last time again.

    Let's have sex one last time again.

  • Sep. 9th, 2007

    I know we haven't met but I think we should stop seeing each other.

    I know we haven't met but I think we should stop seeing each other.

  • Jun. 10th, 2008

    Please join me in celebrating the end of my marriage.

    Please join me in celebrating the end of my marriage.

  • Sep. 29th, 2007

    I miss being angry at you.

    I miss being angry at you.

  • Feb. 16th, 2011

    It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.

    It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.

  • Aug. 27th, 2007

    It's not me, it's you.

    It's not me, it's you.

  • Oct. 5th, 2011

    Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended.

    Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended.

  • Sep. 3rd, 2007

    Please take me back so I remember why we broke up.

    Please take me back so I remember why we broke up.

  • Feb. 17th, 2008

    I was hoping this electronic greeting card could help salvage our relationship.

    I was hoping this electronic greeting card could help salvage our relationship.

  • Sep. 19th, 2007

    I'm still your friend even though you dumped one of mine.

    I'm still your friend even though you dumped one of mine.

  • Jan. 8th, 2009

    I'd perform half of a murder-suicide for you.

    I'd perform half of a murder-suicide for you.

  • Feb. 26th, 2009

    I hope my breakup email was mean enough that you abandon the idea of fucking me ever again, but not so cruel that you have a heroin relapse.

    I hope my breakup email was mean enough that you abandon the idea of fucking me ever again, but not so cruel that you have a heroin relapse.

  • Mar. 16th, 2009

    I really need to focus on my lack of a career right now.

    I really need to focus on my lack of a career right now.

  • Mar. 18th, 2009

    My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.

    My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.

  • May. 6th, 2009

    Please text me back so I know when it's a good time to call you to break up.

    Please text me back so I know when it's a good time to call you to break up.

  • Jul. 20th, 2009

    Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.

    Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.

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