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  • May. 9th, 2012

    It's a shame he found out what a bitch I could be before he found out what a slut I could be.

    It's a shame he found out what a bitch I could be before he found out what a slut I could be.

  • Apr. 26th, 2012

    Sometimes I stalk you online to remember why I don't want you anymore.

    Sometimes I stalk you online to remember why I don't want you anymore.

  • Apr. 18th, 2012

    You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

    You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

  • Mar. 28th, 2012

    My therapist is glad I'm moving on from you.

    My therapist is glad I'm moving on from you.

  • Mar. 21st, 2012

    You're the best thing I ever found on Craigslist.

    You're the best thing I ever found on Craigslist.

  • Mar. 21st, 2012

    I can't get over how much I can get over you.

    I can't get over how much I can get over you.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2012

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

  • Jan. 30th, 2012

    Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be 'password'.

    Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be "password".

  • Dec. 19th, 2011

    This breakup is better than Weight Watchers.

    This breakup is better than Weight Watchers.

  • Nov. 17th, 2011

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

  • Oct. 5th, 2011

    Breaking up with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.

    Breaking up with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.

  • Oct. 5th, 2011

    Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended.

    Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended.

  • Sep. 8th, 2011

    I want you to be the first to know I told everyone I'm leaving you.

    I want you to be the first to know I told everyone I'm leaving you.

  • Aug. 16th, 2011

    I'm emotionally unavailable and I have strong feelings about it.

    I'm emotionally unavailable and I have strong feelings about it.

  • Aug. 18th, 2011

    I wish you had been the one that got away.

    I wish you had been the one that got away.

  • Apr. 11th, 2011

    It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.

    It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2011

    I'm sorry, but unfortunately there isn't a 'clear history' button for your vagina.

    I'm sorry, but unfortunately there isn't a "clear history" button for your vagina.

  • Feb. 16th, 2011

    It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.

    It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.

  • Jan. 30th, 2011

    I'm sorry if you thought my forced apology was insincere.

    I'm sorry if you thought my forced apology was insincere.

  • Jan. 28th, 2011

    Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.

    Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.

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