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    Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage

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    If you're tired of discussing my nightmarish relationship, I'd love the opportunity to begin discussing my nightmarish breakup

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    Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage

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    I want to apologize if there was any miscommunication that I was with you for any reason other than your money

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    Sorry I said you can do so much better before your breakup was finalized

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    Let Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce serve as a warning that non-Jewish marriages won't necessarily be saved by a two-week intensive course in Jewish mysticism

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    If I'd known our TV viewing habits were so incompatible, I never would have let things go so far

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    I'm glad your trial separation didn't work out

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    Please join me in celebrating the end of my marriage

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    Sorry I broke up with you via this ecard

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    I think we need to take a follow break until you get your Twittering under control

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    I'm glad the death of an elderly family member has prolonged our relationship

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    Sorry your outdated religious views dismantled our perfectly fine relationship

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    I was hoping this electronic greeting card could help salvage our relationship

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    The disintegration of your marriage has greatly improved my social life

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    Let's take a break until I've slept with as many people as you have

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    The best way to get back at an ex is to have sex with me

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    I need some space

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    Let's not break up until after the holidays

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    Just wanted you to not know my new phone number

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