Jun. 28th, 2009
My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian.
Jun. 28th, 2009
May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans.
Jun. 28th, 2010
This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back.
Jun. 27th, 2011
Canada Day is a great opportunity to celebrate one of your NHL teams almost winning the Stanley Cup.
Jun. 28th, 2011
Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win.
Jun. 28th, 2011
Enjoy the first Canada Day where Americans may think twice before making fun of newly bloodthirsty Canadians.
Jun. 29th, 2011
I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare.
Jun. 29th, 2008
On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American.
Jun. 29th, 2008
Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.
Jun. 29th, 2008
Please accept my mildest excitement on this Canada Day.
Jun. 29th, 2008
Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online.
Jun. 29th, 2008
Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.
Jun. 29th, 2008
Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day.
Jun. 29th, 2008
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing.