


May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans

On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American

Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here

Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online

Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally

This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing