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    I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare.

    I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare

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    May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans.

    May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans

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    My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian.

    My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian

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    This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back.

    This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back

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    Canada Day is a great opportunity to celebrate one of your NHL teams almost winning the Stanley Cup.

    Canada Day is a great opportunity to celebrate one of your NHL teams almost winning the Stanley Cup

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    Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win.

    Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win

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    Enjoy the first Canada Day where Americans may think twice before making fun of newly bloodthirsty Canadians.

    Enjoy the first Canada Day where Americans may think twice before making fun of newly bloodthirsty Canadians

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    On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American.

    On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American

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    Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.

    Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here

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    Please accept my mildest excitement on this Canada Day.

    Please accept my mildest excitement on this Canada Day

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    Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online.

    Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online

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    Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.

    Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally

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    Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day.

    Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day

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    This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing.

    This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing

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