


May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans

This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing

Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally

Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online

Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here

On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American
On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American
May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans
Sorry our country's most recent cultural touchstone to Canada is the contrived plot of a shitty Sandra Bullock vehicle
This Canada Day, don't let the fact that we're euthanizing thousands of your geese make you think we don't appreciate your contributions to America
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing