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    This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back

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    My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian

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    May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans

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    Sorry our country's most recent cultural touchstone to Canada is the contrived plot of a shitty Sandra Bullock vehicle

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    This Canada Day, don't let the fact that we're euthanizing thousands of your geese make you think we don't appreciate your contributions to America

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    This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing

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    Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day

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    Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally

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    Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online

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    Please accept my mildest excitement on this Canada Day

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    Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here

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    On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American

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