My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian
May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans
Sorry our country's most recent cultural touchstone to Canada is the contrived plot of a shitty Sandra Bullock vehicle
This Canada Day, don't let the fact that we're euthanizing thousands of your geese make you think we don't appreciate your contributions to America
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing