Sorry I made fun of your ridiculous music collection
Axl Rose has much to teach our generation about successfully putting off a deadline
After the tortuous 15-year wait for Chinese Democracy, we'll finally be able to trash or ignore it
In terms of reclusive, scummy, middle-aged, bipolar rock stars I want to sleep with, Axl Rose is at the top of the list
I'm finally old enough to say I despise today's music