You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs
I'd work for you even if people cheered your missteps, denounced your awards, and brought loaded semi-automatic weapons to your speeches
If you were a pimp, I'd be your most loyal and productive prostitute
Thanks for overlooking my excessive tardiness, two-hour lunches, and untreated alcoholism
Let's celebrate Boss's Day by profusely thanking people who make embarrassingly higher salaries than us
