I've started collating topics for dinner conversation
I'm embracing the challenge of pretending this Thanksgiving's appallingly mismatched football games are still riveting enough to ignore my relatives
Sorry your child is playing a tree in the Thanksgiving play
Now that we have an overly health-conscious president, it seems less weird that you'll be going to the gym three times on Thanksgiving Day
Now that I've lost my job, I imagine carving the turkey will be the only time this year I'll feel like a man
