I admire your decision to get in shape this spring even if it's only due to fear of losing your health insurance
Seeing how much you've been exercising lately leads me to believe you're probably single again
I tell people I do Pilates because no one knows what it is or if it actually exists
Wearing your running shoes everywhere this spring may increase your odds of actually running
Don't forget to dress comfortably if you're going to be tirelessly chasing women for the next five hours
