Lesbians should be mandatory at every high school prom
It must be challenging to stand up for the developmentally disabled when the developmentally disabled think you're retarded
A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
I hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a tree
You remind me of a presidential candidate in that you're not at all who you seemed to be a few months ago
