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Now would be the perfect time to let me know if you're having an affair with a governor, senator, reality show star, talk show host, or your dad
Even though we'll never be famous musicians, professional athletes, or members of Congress, I'm certain we'll always be noteworthy assholes
Socialized medicine scares me a lot less than the people scared of socialized medicine
Congratulations on getting or shrewdly deciding not to get the new iPhone
I'd probably be devastated by Obama's unfulfilled promises if I could remember anything he promised
Thanks for heightening my understanding of the Arab-Israeli conflict with your inappropriately serious status updates
Let's spend the next four years trying to figure out what's funny about Obama
We've now learned that a decimated economy, a clusterfucked war, and the worst-run Republican campaign in history is all it takes for America to elect a black guy
Just wanted to express my condolences to McCain supporters like you and Al-Qaeda
I can't wait to find out why we voted for Obama
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