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Now would be the perfect time to let me know if you're having an affair with a governor, senator, reality show star, talk show host, or your dad
Just let me know if there's anything I can do this month to further the cause of healthy breasts
It may take a while to adjust to a president who doesn't fill every speech with cringe-inducing gaffes, denial, and arrogance
We've now learned that a decimated economy, a clusterfucked war, and the worst-run Republican campaign in history is all it takes for America to elect a black guy
Just wanted to express my condolences to McCain supporters like you and Al-Qaeda
Thanks for heightening my understanding of the Arab-Israeli conflict with your inappropriately serious status updates
Let's spend the next four years trying to figure out what's funny about Obama
I can't wait to find out why we voted for Obama
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