A good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders
Let's commemorate the 40th anniversary of somehow not being able to top mankind's most incredible scientific achievement
I wish just once you'd send me an email filled with as much passion as a Family Values governor has for his Argentinian mistress
I miss feeling superior to the president
I can't believe you're not completely aware of something Obama said or did under 10 minutes ago